Three Men In a Bar

A Frenchman, an American and a Russian are enjoying a beer in a bar after a meeting between their countries.


The American suddenly says, with a proud voice: "If all our airplanes were flying, the skies would be pitch dark." The Russian says: "Oh yes, and you could walk from ship to ship from Russia to Alaska if we aligned them in a straight line."
The Frenchman isn't impressed with this, and says: "Well, I have a friend, Marc, who has a dick measuring 15" who lives in Paris."

The American and the Russian do realize they may have exaggerated, so they agree, that you might have to jump from ship to ship - and that there might be rays of sun passing - not entirely dark.
The Frenchman says: "Sorry, guys, now I remember, Marc lives just outside the city of Paris."

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)