tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77731436446115496302024-03-13T00:55:10.909+01:00Joke of the WeekJoke of the Week is the place where you get the best joke - each week. It will bring a smile on your face, and all jokes will be ones you can send to friends and families without ever offending anyone. Joke of the Week is your ultimate source for decent jokesHenrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-67133675318547933782020-11-15T17:48:00.001+01:002020-11-15T17:48:30.149+01:00So Tired After CrossFit<p>Heard coming out the café where a woman had a brunch buffet with a girlfriend: She met a friend from the high school days.</p><p>Him: - How are you doing?<br /></p><p>Her: - I am so tired after four hours of crossfit.</p><p>Lady friend: - Honey, it's called croissant, and you had four of them...</p><p>😄😄😄<br /></p><p>Don't you all know that odd moment when you wish your friends had lost their voice? 👀<br /></p>Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-87187842531499174992019-03-14T10:25:00.000+01:002019-03-14T10:25:05.579+01:00The Newly Wed Daughter Phones HomeThe newly wed lady calls her mother crying:<br />
- Mum, we had our first argument today!<br />
- Never mind. It happens in all marriages, responds the mother.<br />
- But what should I do with the corpse?<br />
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Have a nice weekend. :-)</div>
Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-67826001731343408492018-05-10T17:30:00.000+02:002018-05-10T17:16:05.495+02:00Watch the Language, Young ManA mother was preparing dinner in the kitchen, and could hear her son playing with trains in the living room. She noticed the train stopped, and her son said: "All you lazy SOBs who need to get off better hurry, and to all the idiots who are getting on board: get your asses moving. We need to move on."<br />
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She was shocked, and hurried into the living room and said: "We don't use that type of language in this home. As a punishment, you can go to your room for an hour. You can then play with your trains when you can speak decently!"<br />
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An hour later, the boy is playing with his train again. The train stops, and she hears her son say: "To all passengers leaving us, I want to thank you for travelling with us, and please do remember all your luggage. We hope you have had a pleasant trup." She heard her son continue: "To our new travellers I want to wish you welcome on board. We shall do our best to ensure you have a pleasant journey. Please find your seats before we take off."<br />
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The mother smiled with pride, when she suddenly heard the boy continue: "And if any of you assholes are disappointed that we are delayed an hour, you can go talk with the fat lady in the kitchen!"Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-60374195527952373432018-04-04T23:06:00.000+02:002018-04-04T23:06:00.900+02:00Between LoversHe: - If you won't marry me, I'll shoot my brains out!<br />
Her: - That would be a big surprise for my dad. He doesn't think you have one.<br />
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Have a nice day :-)</div>
Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-81894975853871116462017-12-09T10:56:00.002+01:002017-12-09T10:56:34.658+01:00Renewing of the Sex LifeHe was complaining to his friend that sex with his wife was boring, and the friend said:<br />
- You need to be creative, think new thoughts, break the routine. Play doctor for an hour. That's what we do.<br />
- Sounds exciting. But how do you get it to last for an hour?<br />
- That's the easy part. Put her in the waiting room for 55 minutes...<br />
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Wishing you all a good weekend - and a merry X-mas ahead. :-) </div>
Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-50248685599699441942017-09-19T15:10:00.000+02:002017-09-19T15:18:54.646+02:00The Length of the HoneymoonThe boss was talking to his employee before his wedding, and was curious about the length of vacation he needed for his honeymoon. He starts by asking: "Now that you are getting married, how long do you plan on being away for the honeymoon?"<br />
The employee answers: "Well, how long would you suggest?"<br />
The boss answers: "I can't say. I haven't seen the bride!"<br />
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:-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-26139204009773858012017-05-15T17:40:00.002+02:002017-05-15T17:40:33.592+02:00President Reagan Telling Soviet JokesIn these times, we need a good laugh from a long missed President. I leave the scene to former US President Ronald Reagan with a video from Youtube:<br />
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Enjoy. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-90213544822933023372017-02-12T00:01:00.000+01:002017-02-12T18:16:31.568+01:00Three Men In a BarA Frenchman, an American and a Russian are enjoying a beer in a bar after a meeting between their countries.<br />
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The American suddenly says, with a proud voice: "If all our airplanes were flying, the skies would be pitch dark." The Russian says: "Oh yes, and you could walk from ship to ship from Russia to Alaska if we aligned them in a straight line."<br />
The Frenchman isn't impressed with this, and says: "Well, I have a friend, Marc, who has a dick measuring 15" who lives in Paris."<br />
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The American and the Russian do realize they may have exaggerated, so they agree, that you might have to jump from ship to ship - and that there might be rays of sun passing - not entirely dark.<br />
The Frenchman says: "Sorry, guys, now I remember, Marc lives just outside the city of Paris."<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-66178099232464403112016-11-25T00:01:00.000+01:002016-11-25T00:01:12.898+01:00Between Friends- Do you know why they play so little cards in Scotland?<br />
- No...<br />
- No one wants to deal...<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-19668378355405816342016-11-17T03:42:00.001+01:002016-11-17T03:42:59.521+01:00Good Question About Hotels and Mini-BarsWhy are there bibles in hotel rooms, when there are no mini-bars in churches?<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-22309022054278180462016-10-14T00:01:00.000+02:002016-10-14T00:01:09.783+02:00The Lawyer to the WidowThe lawyer had just read the will of the late millionaire.<br />
The widow asked whether he had misread the will, and the lawyer replies: "No, I didn't misread his will. He gave his fortune to the hospital, and his brain to you."<br />
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Have a nice weekend. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-56508854024964910992016-09-30T00:01:00.000+02:002016-09-30T00:01:16.860+02:00Between Friends- You must remember what you give away, because it is said it comes back double.<br />
- It's true. Last year, I gave my daughter away, and now both she and her husband live at our place...<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-32361526504647626112016-09-05T12:36:00.000+02:002016-09-05T12:36:00.349+02:00Preparations for Bar MitzvahThe rabbi was preparing the kids for bar and bat mitzvah, and asked the girls: - Who was the first man?<br />
One girl blushed, and said: - If the rabbi doesn't mind, I would rather not talk about it...<br />
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:-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-17354467049937227342016-08-26T00:01:00.000+02:002016-08-26T00:01:00.714+02:00Some Things Are Not Healthy...Two friends are discussing health. One of them has begun a better diet, and suddenly, the subject is on drinking juice.<br />
Nicole: I prefer juice that has residue from oranges, so you know where it's coming from...<br />
Angelina: Well, as long as I don't get minced meat in my milk, I'll be fine!<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-65738538820829394222016-07-29T00:01:00.000+02:002016-07-29T00:01:16.943+02:00Fun Video With Achmed - The Dead TerroristI simply must share this video with you. I discovered it yesterday when I saw some other videos in my timeline on YouTube, and this one is great:<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-36692993980535491552016-07-15T00:01:00.000+02:002016-07-15T00:01:16.880+02:00Friends Talking About DietsBetween friends:<br />
- Have you found a good recipe for your diet?<br />
- Yes. I drink a lot of whisky, get drunk, and fall asleep. When I wake up, I have a hangover, and can't eat for at least two days.<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-88825647247146460962016-07-08T08:41:00.001+02:002016-07-08T08:41:44.881+02:00Smart DoctorThe regional doctor drives through a small village with his wife.<br />
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She suddenly bursts out: - Don't drive so fast. You know the local policeman is on patrol today.<br />
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He replies: - No worries. I ordered him a week in bed to recover from a flu.<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-75746298568820973072016-06-24T00:01:00.000+02:002016-06-24T00:01:08.037+02:00Riddle of the week<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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- What is the similarity between meteorologists and doctors?<br />
- ???<br />
- They are paid well regardless of whether they are right or wrong...<br />
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:-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-56572934421741611692016-06-18T14:56:00.003+02:002016-06-18T14:56:44.045+02:00Mother-in-lawJames had a visit from his mother-in-law, and the day before she was to go home, she asked: - James, do you remember when my train departs?<br />
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- I sure do. In 19 hours, 22 minutes and 34 seconds.<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyoneHenrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-32077179028451563532016-06-10T00:01:00.000+02:002016-06-10T00:01:21.505+02:00Blondes and BrunettesA blonde and a brunette are watching the evening news. They are showing a feature about a man that wants to jump from a bridge.<br />
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The blonde and brunette make a wager about whether he jumps.<br />
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The blonde says no, and the brunette says yes.<br />
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The man jumps.<br />
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The brunette: - I'm actually cheating. I watched it yesterday, and knew he would jump.<br />
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The blonde: - So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again.Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-90795736522129066732016-06-04T11:12:00.001+02:002016-06-04T11:12:54.980+02:00A Pain In the Ass CEOThe CEO of the company was known as a really nasty guy, which caused one of the employees to say: - "If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I hope our boss is reborn as a human being..."<br />
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Have a nice weekend everyone :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-78627130948917005842016-05-19T10:39:00.002+02:002016-05-19T10:39:28.843+02:00Child Wants a Baby SisterChild: - Mummy, you once said you would buy me a baby sister when they were on sale.<br />
Mother: - Yes, why do you ask?<br />
Child: - Look at the sign over there: Children half price!<br />
<br />Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-9851036516523072242016-05-15T13:27:00.001+02:002016-05-15T13:27:24.614+02:00What's the Penalty for Bigamy?- What's the penalty of bigamy?<br />
- ???<br />
- Twice as many calls from the bank manager - and two mothers-in-law...<br />
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Have a nice pentecost everyone. :-)Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-36209729597146357412015-12-18T00:01:00.000+01:002015-12-18T00:01:00.186+01:00Christmas Special From Jeff DunhamNow that we are in the middle of December, I thought I would share a special Christmas show from Jeff Dunham with all of you.<br />
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Merry Christmas everyone :-)</div>
Henrik V Blunckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977028543812049468noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7773143644611549630.post-73487198778933976312015-11-04T21:10:00.001+01:002015-11-04T21:10:29.901+01:00Achmed - The Dead Terrorist Has a SonJeff Dunham
has created a new character connected with Achmed - The Dead Terrorist. A must see for anyone who enjoys Jeff's humour. :-)<br />
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