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He was complaining to his friend that sex with his wife was boring, and the friend said:
- You need to be creative, think new thoughts, break the routine. Play doctor for an hour. That's what we do.
- Sounds exciting. But how do you get it to last for an hour?
- That's the easy part. Put her in the waiting room for 55 minutes...
Wishing you all a good weekend - and a merry X-mas ahead. :-)
The boss was talking to his employee before his wedding, and was curious about the length of vacation he needed for his honeymoon. He starts by asking: "Now that you are getting married, how long do you plan on being away for the honeymoon?"
The employee answers: "Well, how long would you suggest?"
The boss answers: "I can't say. I haven't seen the bride!"
The lawyer had just read the will of the late millionaire.
The widow asked whether he had misread the will, and the lawyer replies: "No, I didn't misread his will. He gave his fortune to the hospital, and his brain to you."
Two friends are discussing health. One of them has begun a better diet, and suddenly, the subject is on drinking juice.
Nicole: I prefer juice that has residue from oranges, so you know where it's coming from...
Angelina: Well, as long as I don't get minced meat in my milk, I'll be fine!