Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Length of the Honeymoon

The boss was talking to his employee before his wedding, and was curious about the length of vacation he needed for his honeymoon. He starts by asking: "Now that you are getting married, how long do you plan on being away for the honeymoon?"
The employee answers: "Well, how long would you suggest?"
The boss answers: "I can't say. I haven't seen the bride!"

:-)

Monday, May 15, 2017

President Reagan Telling Soviet Jokes

In these times, we need a good laugh from a long missed President. I leave the scene to former US President Ronald Reagan with a video from Youtube:

Enjoy. :-)

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Three Men In a Bar

A Frenchman, an American and a Russian are enjoying a beer in a bar after a meeting between their countries.

Friday, November 25, 2016

Between Friends

- Do you know why they play so little cards in Scotland?
- No...
- No one wants to deal...

Have a nice weekend everyone :-)

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Good Question About Hotels and Mini-Bars

Why are there bibles in hotel rooms, when there are no mini-bars in churches?

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Friday, October 14, 2016

The Lawyer to the Widow

The lawyer had just read the will of the late millionaire.
The widow asked whether he had misread the will, and the lawyer replies: "No, I didn't misread his will. He gave his fortune to the hospital, and his brain to you."

Have a nice weekend. :-)

Friday, September 30, 2016

Between Friends

- You must remember what you give away, because it is said it comes back double.
- It's true. Last year, I gave my daughter away, and now both she and her husband live at our place...

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Monday, September 5, 2016

Preparations for Bar Mitzvah

The rabbi was preparing the kids for bar and bat mitzvah, and asked the girls: - Who was the first man?
One girl blushed, and said: - If the rabbi doesn't mind, I would rather not talk about it...

:-)

Friday, August 26, 2016

Some Things Are Not Healthy...

Two friends are discussing health. One of them has begun a better diet, and suddenly, the subject is on drinking juice.
Nicole: I prefer juice that has residue from oranges, so you know where it's coming from...
Angelina: Well, as long as I don't get minced meat in my milk, I'll be fine!

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Friday, July 29, 2016

Fun Video With Achmed - The Dead Terrorist

I simply must share this video with you. I discovered it yesterday when I saw some other videos in my timeline on YouTube, and this one is great:



Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)