Friday, November 25, 2016

Between Friends

- Do you know why they play so little cards in Scotland?
- No...
- No one wants to deal...

Have a nice weekend everyone :-)

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Good Question About Hotels and Mini-Bars

Why are there bibles in hotel rooms, when there are no mini-bars in churches?

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Friday, October 14, 2016

The Lawyer to the Widow

The lawyer had just read the will of the late millionaire.
The widow asked whether he had misread the will, and the lawyer replies: "No, I didn't misread his will. He gave his fortune to the hospital, and his brain to you."

Have a nice weekend. :-)

Friday, September 30, 2016

Between Friends

- You must remember what you give away, because it is said it comes back double.
- It's true. Last year, I gave my daughter away, and now both she and her husband live at our place...

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Monday, September 5, 2016

Preparations for Bar Mitzvah

The rabbi was preparing the kids for bar and bat mitzvah, and asked the girls: - Who was the first man?
One girl blushed, and said: - If the rabbi doesn't mind, I would rather not talk about it...


Friday, August 26, 2016

Some Things Are Not Healthy...

Two friends are discussing health. One of them has begun a better diet, and suddenly, the subject is on drinking juice.
Nicole: I prefer juice that has residue from oranges, so you know where it's coming from...
Angelina: Well, as long as I don't get minced meat in my milk, I'll be fine!

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Friday, July 29, 2016

Fun Video With Achmed - The Dead Terrorist

I simply must share this video with you. I discovered it yesterday when I saw some other videos in my timeline on YouTube, and this one is great:

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Friday, July 15, 2016

Friends Talking About Diets

Between friends:
- Have you found a good recipe for your diet?
- Yes. I drink a lot of whisky, get drunk, and fall asleep. When I wake up, I have a hangover, and can't eat for at least two days.

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Friday, July 8, 2016

Smart Doctor

The regional doctor drives through a small village with his wife.

She suddenly bursts out: - Don't drive so fast. You know the local policeman is on patrol today.

He replies: - No worries. I ordered him a week in bed to recover from a flu.

Have a nice weekend everyone :-)

Friday, June 24, 2016

Riddle of the week

Source: - free clipart
- What is the similarity between meteorologists and doctors?
- ???
- They are paid well regardless of whether they are right or wrong...


Saturday, June 18, 2016


James had a visit from his mother-in-law, and the day before she was to go home, she asked: - James, do you remember when my train departs?

- I sure do. In 19 hours, 22 minutes and 34 seconds.

Have a nice weekend everyone

Friday, June 10, 2016

Blondes and Brunettes

A blonde and a brunette are watching the evening news. They are showing a feature about a man that wants to jump from a bridge.

The blonde and brunette make a wager about whether he jumps.

The blonde says no, and the brunette says yes.

The man jumps.

The brunette: - I'm actually cheating. I watched it yesterday, and knew he would jump.

The blonde: - So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

A Pain In the Ass CEO

The CEO of the company was known as a really nasty guy, which caused one of the employees to say: - "If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I hope our boss is reborn as a human being..."

Have a nice weekend everyone :-)

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Child Wants a Baby Sister

Child: - Mummy, you once said you would buy me a baby sister when they were on sale.
Mother: - Yes, why do you ask?
Child: - Look at the sign over there: Children half price!

Sunday, May 15, 2016

What's the Penalty for Bigamy?

- What's the penalty of bigamy?
- ???
- Twice as many calls from the bank manager - and two mothers-in-law...

Have a nice pentecost everyone. :-)