Monday, June 28, 2010

Out driving with Mildred... :-)

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

Monday, June 21, 2010

The meeting of friends...

Three friends hadn't seen each other since school. They refreshed various memories, and suddenly talk came upon the subject of religion.

Mohammed told about how he had been part of a project where they had renewed a mosque. 2000 of the better off citizens in his home town had renewed the building. It cost him some 1.500$.

Peter wanted to brag a bit, so he talked about being one of 50 who had purchased a new church tower, costing him at least 10.000$.

Mosche was disappointed in his cheap friends, and told them: "My dear friends. You are so cheap. You must realize we are talking about service to God. Each month, when my salary comes, I throw it all up in the air. What stays there is His, and what comes down to me is mine!"


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Video of the Week

I hope you remember to set your mobile phones on silent tones when you do the ironing. Watch this video, and beware when the phone rings... :-)

What Is Really Bad Luck?

- What would be the ultimate sign of bad luck?
- ???
- Winning a full year of free shampoo when you're bald...