Friday, June 24, 2016

Riddle of the week

Source: - free clipart
- What is the similarity between meteorologists and doctors?
- ???
- They are paid well regardless of whether they are right or wrong...


Saturday, June 18, 2016


James had a visit from his mother-in-law, and the day before she was to go home, she asked: - James, do you remember when my train departs?

- I sure do. In 19 hours, 22 minutes and 34 seconds.

Have a nice weekend everyone

Friday, June 10, 2016

Blondes and Brunettes

A blonde and a brunette are watching the evening news. They are showing a feature about a man that wants to jump from a bridge.

The blonde and brunette make a wager about whether he jumps.

The blonde says no, and the brunette says yes.

The man jumps.

The brunette: - I'm actually cheating. I watched it yesterday, and knew he would jump.

The blonde: - So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

A Pain In the Ass CEO

The CEO of the company was known as a really nasty guy, which caused one of the employees to say: - "If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I hope our boss is reborn as a human being..."

Have a nice weekend everyone :-)