Saturday, December 9, 2017

Renewing of the Sex Life

He was complaining to his friend that sex with his wife was boring, and the friend said:
- You need to be creative, think new thoughts, break the routine. Play doctor for an hour. That's what we do.
- Sounds exciting. But how do you get it to last for an hour?
- That's the easy part. Put her in the waiting room for 55 minutes...

Wishing you all a good weekend - and a merry X-mas ahead. :-)

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Length of the Honeymoon

The boss was talking to his employee before his wedding, and was curious about the length of vacation he needed for his honeymoon. He starts by asking: "Now that you are getting married, how long do you plan on being away for the honeymoon?"
The employee answers: "Well, how long would you suggest?"
The boss answers: "I can't say. I haven't seen the bride!"


Monday, May 15, 2017

President Reagan Telling Soviet Jokes

In these times, we need a good laugh from a long missed President. I leave the scene to former US President Ronald Reagan with a video from Youtube:

Enjoy. :-)

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Three Men In a Bar

A Frenchman, an American and a Russian are enjoying a beer in a bar after a meeting between their countries.