Renewing of the Sex Life

He was complaining to his friend that sex with his wife was boring, and the friend said:
- You need to be creative, think new thoughts, break the routine. Play doctor for an hour. That's what we do.
- Sounds exciting. But how do you get it to last for an hour?
- That's the easy part. Put her in the waiting room for 55 minutes...

Wishing you all a good weekend - and a merry X-mas ahead. :-)

Smart Doctor

The regional doctor drives through a small village with his wife.

She suddenly bursts out: - Don't drive so fast. You know the local policeman is on patrol today.

He replies: - No worries. I ordered him a week in bed to recover from a flu.

Have a nice weekend everyone :-)