Sunday, August 22, 2010

Indecent Proposal

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said no.

Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says: "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks: "What happened?"

She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. :-)

Sunday, August 15, 2010

A Couple of Jokes This Week

Q. What do you say to an arab with his arm all the way up a camel's behind?
A. "Having car trouble?"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a 1 metric ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Everlasting love? ;-)

A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake.

And he says to the girl: "I'll love you, until the last one dies.."

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)

Thursday, August 5, 2010

A good Joke - Video

This short is based on an old joke, a perennial in compilations of Jewish humor. Although the details differ between versions, the scene remains the same: a priest challenges a rabbi to a debate on the spiritual condition of Jewish people. But neither speaks the other's language, and...well, I won't spoil the punch line.