Mother-in-law

James had a visit from his mother-in-law, and the day before she was to go home, she asked: - James, do you remember when my train departs?

- I sure do. In 19 hours, 22 minutes and 34 seconds.

Have a nice weekend everyone

What's the Penalty for Bigamy?

- What's the penalty of bigamy?
- ???
- Twice as many calls from the bank manager - and two mothers-in-law...

Have a nice pentecost everyone. :-)