Catch-22 - Lawyer's Version...

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven.
“There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.”
“Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.”
“How’s you get that?” the lawyer asks.

St. Peter answers: “We've added up your time sheets.”

:-)

Obama Need Not Wonder Anymore...

President Obama doesn't have to hire any expensive consultants to figure out why his approval ratings are dropping. We acknowledge a picture is worth a thousand words, so here comes the revealing picture:



Source: Political Humor at About.com.

Self-Help Section

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where’s the self-help section?"
She said: "If I told you, it would defeat the purpose."

Have a nice week everyone. :-)

Heard a While Back...

Back a couple of thousand years, Jesus was - it is claimed - walking on water. Many were amazed, but the fishermen had a pretty cold remark in response to all this:

"We don't care who you say your father is. Don't walk where we fish!"

Have a nice weekend everyone. :-)