Child Wants a Baby Sister

Child: - Mummy, you once said you would buy me a baby sister when they were on sale.
Mother: - Yes, why do you ask?
Child: - Look at the sign over there: Children half price!

What's the Penalty for Bigamy?

- What's the penalty of bigamy?
- ???
- Twice as many calls from the bank manager - and two mothers-in-law...

Have a nice pentecost everyone. :-)